AUDITIONS June 13 and 14
In-person auditions from 1:00 – 3:00pm.
Zoom auditions from 3:30 – 4:30pm
Prepare one memorized monologue (preferably from a modern comedy or farce) not to exceed 1 minute.
To reserved an in-person or Zoom audition time, please use Sign-Up Genius. Walk-ins will be seen as schedule permits. Video submissions must be received by noon on June 13, 2020.
All auditionees who reserve an in-person or Zoom audition time or submit a video must submit an audition form and a CURRENT photo or headshot and resume to firstname.lastname@example.org. Photos do not need to be professionally taken; we just need to recognize you! All conflicts should be listed on your audition form starting from July 20. This includes weekends. The rehearsal schedule will depend on conflicts, but we anticipate Monday – Thursday and possibly some Saturdays or Sundays. Due to the close ensemble nature of the show, a significant number of conflicts may prevent you being cast in the show.
Call backs will be held on June 16 from 7:00 – 9:00 pm with readings from the script. ALL auditionees must be available for call backs.
Performances will run Sept 12 – 27 on Saturdays and Sundays. A SMALL stipend will be paid per performance. Everyone cast will need to be at ALL performances and at ALL rehearsals during the two weeks prior to opening.
For video auditions, please upload a recording of your monologue to a YouTube, Vimeo, Google Drive, Dropbox, or other folder and email the link to email@example.com.
Wadsworth (M/F, 30+), a traditional British butler/housekeeper in every sense, uptight, formal and ‘by the book”. He/She is the driving force of the play.
Yvette (F, 20-30) a sexy French maid with her own secret aspirations (Also plays the REPORTER in the final scene)
Miss Scarlet (F, 25+) a dry, sardonic DC madam who is more interested in secrets than sex.
Mrs. Peacock (F 30+) the churchgoing wife of a senator. A bit batty, neurotic, and quick to hysteria.
Mrs. White (F, 30+) a pale, morbid, and tragic woman. Mrs. White may or may not be the murderer of her five ex-husbands.
Colonel Mustard (M 30+) a puffy, pompous, dense blowhard of a military man
Professor Plum (M 30+) An academic Casanova who woos women with his big…brain
Mr. or Ms. Green (M/F 20+) a timid, yet officious rule follower. He/She is a bit of klutz and awfully anxious.
Ensemble Woman (F 20+) to play: The Cook (a threatening presence), The Motorist (a benign gentleman who rings the wrong doorbell), Auxiliary Scarlet (the back of Miss Scarlet during one scene of theatrical trickery), Auxiliary Wadsworth (during two scenes of theatrical trickery), Singing Telegram Girl, An Agent (an FBI agent who helps save the day)
Ensemble Man (M 20+) to play: Mr. Boddy (a slick James Bond type fella), The Cop (a “regular” Joe), Auxiliary Mustard (the back of Col. Mustard in one scene of theatrical trickery), Aux. Wadsworth (during two scenes of theatrical trickery), An Agent (an FBI agent who helps save the day)